A kid with horrible handwriting can't write shit on a clipboard.

Fill out everything - is this a 7 or a t?
It's my fucking social security number, have you seen a T there before?

How proficient are you with a ten key?
How many words per minute can you type?

I'm a computer nerd that does nothing else but use the keyboard and ten key all day, what else?

What will you be willing to do?
Any - fucking - thing
What's your salary range?
Any - fucking - thing
We'll give you a call... two or more weeks pass, no call. I check in -

I'm sorry, nothing matches your job criteria or your specialties. Nothing's come up. :( Golden Corral threw away my application because they used temporary ones before their regular applicant packets came in, so they hired someone instead of me. The fucker was wearing a tie, but I can't let this get me down.

Sabrina... better than cheesecake =) I love you!